My suitcase full of dildos and I have landed in Poland for a night of hot, sexy fun with Mr W.
We’re planning to get wet and wild together on my new inflatable nuru sheet.
If we’re too filthy even for the nuru sheet, there’s always the tiled bathroom or the jacuzzi!
I may need some new batteries for the vibrating truncheon dildo.
It was buzzing away in my suitcase all the way to the airport. Must have got bumped and accidentally activated itself inside my luggage.
Luckily I noticed it before check in so I was able to find a discreet spot to get it out and remove the batteries.
If customs officers opened my case, found all my toys and did feel the need to give me a cavity search, I wouldn’t complain. In fact they could borrow my surgical gloves and lube. I even have stainless steel speculum and anal spreader they could use!